Name: Jordan A. Werner
Please introduce yourself (250 words or so):
My (pen) name is Jordan A. Werner. I have yet to decide what the A is going to stand for. Maybe Alice. Or Arthur.
I grew up reading a pretty decent amount. I was never voracious or the like, but of the books I read as a kid willingly, a lot of it was fantasy. The Chronicles of Prydain, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, A Song of Ice and Fire. I spent my sophomore year of high school binge-reading most of Michael Crichton’s bibliography. I remember finishing Sphere during the break in the CAHSEE tests, then marching over to the school library to check out The Andromeda Strain.
I’ve been writing since I was eight, and I’ve recently started getting pretty okay at it. I wrote a lot of bad fanfiction while I was in high school, and I wrote my first book when I was in college. It was about a hundred-thirty-thousand words long and took me two months to draft. I’ve made up for it by staying far away from that level of productivity, and as a result, my work has gotten significantly better.
Nowadays, I do a decent amount of drawing as a hobby, I’m taking some blacksmithing classes, and I hope to get through my PlayStation backlog by the time I’m 50.
Tell us about your book(s) – title, genre etc (short)
The Witch and the Ostrich is a fantasy book with a healthy dose of dark humor.
When did you start your writing adventure? What was the inspiration for it?
I started writing The Witch and the Ostrich back in March 2021 or so. I’d wanted to draw on some of my own experience as a journalist and write a story about a character who reviews gladiator shows.
As for the ostrich part, I think I had this on the brain at the time.
What writing plans do you have for the future?
I have a science-fantasy rock ‘n roll novel that I’ve been trying and failing to write for years now. I think it’s my best idea and would really like to get that done one day.
I also have a manga-and-Greek-mythology-inspired western to revisit; I’ve written two unpublished books set in that world. Neither of which are all that good, but I’d like to think there’s a decent enough idea there that I could finally write a decent enough story for that at some point.
What do you like to read?
I read a lot of comics and manga. Some personal favorites are Giant Days, BLAME!, Vinland Saga, Silver Spoon, Sandman, and Crowded. Lately, I’ve been listening to a couple of the new Discworld audiobooks (I am a proponent of audiobooks counting as a reading).
What piece of advice do you wish you’d had when you started your writing adventure?
“You can’t build up this threat and not have it actually affect the characters. Someone needs to get fried.”
Author bio and book synopsis
Jordan A. Werner is a Reddit-addicted bum who lives in the bowels of Southern California, just a way’s away from the beach. He was born in Salem, ate his first lost tooth with a burger in Baton Rouge and once aced a spontaneous Beatles trivia quiz from a Trader Joe’s bag clerk in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Never trust a necromancer ostrich.
The witch Quin Schumacher ekes out a living as the crotchety colosseum combat critic for the Daily Stardust newspaper. Complicating her job is Fergus, the former Death Lord of Jocrom. Fortunately, Quin already turned him into an ostrich.
On their way to the dilapidated city of Queensworth to see heads roll in the local arena, Quin finds a note in a dead man’s pocket. Written in blood, it hints towards a nefarious conspiracy linking a gladiator to one of Quin’s fellow witches, all of whom are compelled to serve Her Majesty Queen Siobhan the Third.
Meanwhile, Fergus has his own plans to get his powers back, remove Quin’s spell on him, and re-establish his empire. He just needs a little help from a local vampire…
Bloody violence, proto-gonzo journalism and deadly women aplenty collide in The Witch and the Ostrich, Jordan A. Werner’s debut disaster book.
Coming Soon….